Squishables, the short review: they’re adorable. Go buy one.
The longer review:
I first found out about Squishables when I began seeing
their banner ads some years back, when they were first starting. I thought the
designs were cute, but I wasn’t terribly interested. None of the plushes really
clicked with me.
Fast forward this month: while reading the back logs of the
Toybox Philosopher blog, I came across this
review for the Worrible Squishable. And then I decided to take a look, because
I hadn’t checked out their site in ages.
Needless to say, they’re expanded their line a great deal,
into four size classes, ranging from keychain-sized to animals that could be
used as beanbag chairs. And the variety offered…kind of exploded. I immediately
saw several I loved, and it took a few days of debating over which one I wanted
for myself. I finally settled on the Shiba Inu, as I decided it was the cutest
of my favorites and didn’t feel like taking a gamble on the discounted mystery
squish for now. I ordered the Shiba for myself and another Squishable for my sister’s
birthday in a few months, and waited.
In retrospect, ordering just before the Fourth of July and
having to endured an extra day of mail waiting was a mistake, but they managed
to arrive in time for my birthday.
The box was a little huge, and both Squishables were crammed
in there. Upon pulling out a Squishable, they immediate start to expand
somewhat-they are indeed very squishy. Remove the plastic bag, clip off the ear
tag, boom, ready to go and squish. It’s always a good day when you aren’t fighting
twist ties and rubber bands.
(As you can see, that's one Squishable now sitting in the box and taking up the majority of it. Exploding fluffballs, whoo!)
So my thoughts on the Squishable itself?
<i>Soft</i>. As in, the softest stuffed animal I’ve ever owned. The
majority of the fur is a semi-long, shaggy type that’s super-soft and feels
great. The best comparison I have to it is the fur of our long-haired cat, whom
the Squishable outsizes. The chest, paws, and part of the face have a
different, much shorter fur, more in line with what you’d expect on an average
stuffed animal. It’s soft as well, but not as ‘touch this! Touch this now!’ as
the rest of the body. Body-wise, I didn’t realize how big 15” by 15” would
actually be; the end result is big, squishy, and an excellent pillow. The fill
is soft enough to make hugging the Squishable nice, yet it’s stuffed with
enough filler to act as a nice back support while laying down.
Here's a close up of the face, so you can see the difference between the fur types.
I’ve also discovered that Squishables make excellent ways to
cope with early morning noise. Just follow these simple steps:
- Be woken up by birds warring over the feeder.
- Apply Squishable to face. (Note: do not asphyxiate self).
- Stay in that position until sleep returns, usually in five minutes or less.
To quote Anchorman, 60% of the time, it works every time!
I’ve had good luck with it, anyway. But they do act as nice distractions/noise
dampeners to help get back to sleep.
Look at the size of this thing. Is it any wonder it can be used to block noise out?
Really, Squishables’ own tagline sums them up the best:
they’re giant round fuzzy stuffed animals. Hug them. And that’s the best thing
to do with them. Hug them, because they’re ridiculously cute. Lean on them,
because they’re more comfortable for back support than any pillow I own. If I
ever go on a road trip again, I would want to take my Shiba with me, because of
the excellent lap pillow potential.
My one concern is the fur; one of my favorite stuffed
animals as a kid ended up getting his fur really matted down, and I am a little
curious as to how that super-soft fur holds up to wear and tear over time,
although that’s more of a concern if you’re giving them to a kid that will take
them everywhere vs. an adult. Fortunately, they are spot cleanable, but
apparently they’re not something you want to get soaking wet. I’ll admit that
this makes me terribly curious as to what a Squishable looks like after a run
in the washing machine, but I’m not about to test it.
If you’ve been wavering on a Squishable, I’d say take the
plunge. They’re on the more expensive side for stuffed animals, but they do
double duty as stupid-comfortable pillows, and I have yet to find a better
lower back pillow for when I’m reading or gaming in bed. I haven’t tried using
mine as a head pillow yet, but I’m sure that too would be ridiculously
comfortable. And they’re really, really cute. If you have someone who’s hard to
shop for, they might be something to look at-there’s something for just about
everybody there, and the different sizes do mean there’s some flexibility in
price points. I’ve found myself already eyeballing the minis, because I’m not
sure how many standard ones the front of my bed can really hold. But I’ll
probably get at least one more big one. See, I’ve named mine. (Because let’s
face it. They’re the kind of toy that demands a name.)
She’s named Scully, as I’ve been playing catchup with the
series on Netflix and started picking up the new IDW comic. (Dear IDW: please
post your release schedule somewhere where I can freakin’ find it.) And what’s
a Scully without a Mulder?
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